Katy.. You’re so hot.
GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER
Shut. The fuck. Up.
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time
@prattprattpratt: The name’s Douchemaster McChest And this is my first headshot. You’re welcome. #throwbackthursday circa 2000
"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"
well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me